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Exposed as a Pack Rat! This Just In from Roxy’s Mailbag: Ready-Set-Organize in Bernardsville, New Jersey

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The other day when I returned to my home office after a snack in the kitchen, I found this anonymous message in ransom note style cut-out letters, taped to my computer:

Dear Roxy,

Someone (one of your fellow Roxiticus Desperate Housewives?  your husband?  your children?) has turned you in… If you don’t get help soon you’ll turn into one of those little old ladies the neighbors find under a stack of old newspapers.  Get it under control… before it gets you…


A Friend

Note:  Roxy actually made that part up.  The e-mail I received looked more like this:

Dear Roxy,

I would love to get my business featured on your blog - - as a desperate housewife myself (hahahaha) I thought why not network with other desperate housewives?  I am a professional organizer and can help people get their home environments under control….

Thanks for your time - great blog!

Pam Carlson

Dear Pam (and Roxy’s Best Of… Bernardsville, NJ readers),

Since I haven’t yet tried your services (and it shows, just ask my family!), I can’t give you the Roxy’s Best Of… official seal of approval, but I’d be happy to share the information about your Ready-Set-Organize services with my loyal readers.

For those of you who are pack rats like Roxy and end up wasting a lot of time searching for things, take note:  a Professional Organizer enhances the lives of clients by designing systems and processes using organizing principles and through transferring organizing skills. Professional Organizers help individuals and businesses take control of their surroundings, their time, their paper and their systems for life.  Ready-Set-Organize services include:

Hands-On Work
Residential:  Bedroom, Bathroom, Kitchen, Living Room, Dining Room, Home Office

Business:  Filing System, Budget

Relocation:  Home Staging, Packing, Resettling

Senior Downsizing:  With compassion and understanding, Ready-Set-Organize can facilitate the transition into a smaller home, while preserving precious memories.

Maintenance:  If you need ongoing assistance, Ready-Set-Organize travels to clients’ homes or offices on a regular basis, to help maintain the space (think days of unopened mail, clothes scattered on the closet floor, purses filled with old receipts and loose change, etc.).

Gift Certificates:  Know someone who wants to get organized?  Ready-Set-Organize! offers gift certificates for birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, holidays and much more!

Referrals:  Tell your friends, family and co-workers and for every new client you refer, Ready-Set-Organize will give you one free hour of organizing… and if you’re reading this, tell ‘em that Roxy sent you, since you know I need to get the clutter under control… before it gets me!

Ready-Set-Organize!, Bernardsville, NJ. Phone: (973) 818-4728.  Please be sure to tell Pam Carlson that Roxy sent you, and mention promotional code ROXY09 for a 15% discount.

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